note i stole this from Sebo70, who took it from some other person....

Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.


1. Smoked? no
2. Drank alcohol? no
3. Cried when someone died? yes
4. Been drunk? no
5. Had sex? no
6. Been to a concert? yes
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? no
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? yes
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed? yes
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody? no



11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? no
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose? yes
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/??girlfriend before? no
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
15. Been to prom? no
16. Cried at school? yes
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store? yes
18. Went streaking? no
19. Given or received a lap dance? no
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room? yes



21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? no
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house? no
23. Kissed a stranger? no
24. Hugged a stranger? yes
25. Went scuba diving? no
26. Driven a car? yes
27. Gotten an x-ray? yes
28. Hit by a car? no
29. Had a party? no
30. Done serious drugs? no


31. Played strip poker/darts? no
32. Got paid to strip for someone? no
33. Ran away from home? no
34. Broken a bone? yes
35. Eaten sushi? no
36. Bought porn? no
37. Watched porn? yes (a man had to have watched it once)
38. Made porn? no
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no
40. Been in love? yes



41. French kissed? no
42. Laughed so hard you cried? yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep? no
44. Laughed yourself to sleep? no
45. Stabbed yourself? no
46. Shot a gun? yes
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day? no
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours? yes
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours? yes
50. Watched an animal die? yes



51. Watched a person die? no
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present? no
53. Pranked somebody? yes
54. Put somebody in the hospital? yes(myself)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out? no
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex? no
57. Dressed punk? yes (i only was missing the safety pins piercings)
58. Dressed goth? no
59. Dressed preppy? no
60. Been to a motocross race? no



61. Avoided somebody? yes
62. Been stalked? no
63. Stalked someone? yes
64. Met a celebrity? no
65. Played an instrument? yes
66. Ridden a horse? yes
67. Cut yourself? yes
68. Bungee jumped? no
69. Ding dong ditched somebody? no
70. Been to a wild party? yes



71. Got caught stealing something? yes
72. Kicked a guy in the balls? yes
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend? no
74. Went out with your friend's crush? no
75. Got arrested? no
76. Been pregnant? no... how the hell can i
77. Babysat?yes
78. Been to another country? yes
79. Started your house on fire? no
80. Had an encounter with a ghost? nope



81. Donated your hair to cancer patients? no
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by? no... unfortunatly *long sigh*
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex? yes
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months? no
85. Sat on your butt all day? yes
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself? yes
87. Had a job? no
88. Gotten cut from a sports team? no
89. Been called a whore? nope
90. Danced like a whore? no



91. Been mistaken for a celebrity? no
92. Been in a car accident? kinda yes.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes? no
94. Been told you have beautiful hair? no
95. Raped somebody? NO!
96. Danced in the rain? Yes...when i was young
97. Been rejected? yes...many, many times!
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying? no
99. Punched someone in the face? yes
100. Been raped? maybe....was asleep when i think it happened...


overall i am either 60% virgin or 59%, which compared to sebo, is an improvement....